1,001 Phrases That Would Turn Women On If Men Actually Said Them

  1. Getting a girl horny isn’t complicated. Men just think that it is
  2. I’m going to go down on you
  3. I cleaned the kitchen today
  4. Your ass looks just as amazing in those sweatpants as it does in your little black dress.
  5. I love playing with your hair… And your …..
  6. Do you want a back massage
  7. I’d put on music
  8. Don’t stop me once you come
  9. Do you care if my tongue is between your legs when you wake up in the morning?
  10. Your mind is just as sexy as your tight little body.
  11. I can’t decide if your tits or your pussy is more delicious. Give me another taste.
  12. I bought some handcuffs and a blindfold. Should I put them on you or me?
  13. I baked you some dessert
  14. Do you want to have sex in bed or in the bath I just made you?
  15. I had a hard-on all day
  16. Your laugh turns me on even more than your tits do.
  17. I stuck your clothes in the washer
  18. I’ve never gotten so horny just by kissing someone.
  19. Do you want me to wake you up with breakfast in bed or oral?
  20. I tidied up the bedroom
  21. I had to shut off my porn
  22. I’ll do anything you want me to do
  23. Do you want me to use my British or Irish accent tonight?
  24. The feeling I get when you kiss me is even better than an orgasm.
  25. I never thought I’d have a woman this stunning sharing the bed with me.
  26. You deserve to relax
  27. Put me out of my misery and open up those long legs for me.
  28. I’m dying to have sex with you
  29. Try not to ruin your manicure when you dig those nails into my back.
  30. Want to bet on how many times I can make you orgasm in one night?
  31. I can’t believe I get to call your beautiful body mine.
  32. Let me show you how much I love you with my hips and lips.
  33. I’m never going to stop telling you how hot you are
  34. We’re having sex in the car tonight
  35. Do you want me to wear my suit or leather jacket?
  36. Get on your back. I’ll take care of the rest.
  37. Are you ready for a Magic Mike style strip tease?
  38. I turned on Netflix for you
  39. Tell me what I should do to you
  40. I’ll put on any music you want
  41. I made us dessert
  42. Press those soft lips against every inch of my body.
  43. I’m going to remember this moment when I’m jacking off later.
  44. Your ass looks even sexier than the first time I saw it.
  45. I bought you a bottle of wine
  46. Get ready to be treated like the sexy
  47. Let me dominate you
  48. How can a woman be so adorable and sexy at the same time?
  49. I want to see how long we can foreplay for before we can’t take it anymore.
  50. I’m so lucky that the best sex I’ve ever had happens to be with the love of my life.
  51. I want to browse through a bookstore with you
  52. I was just sucking on some ice cubes
  53. I went grocery shopping
  54. I cancelled plans with the boys
  55. Looking at you fully clothed gets me harder than when I’ve seen any other woman naked.
  56. Let’s go sit out under the stars while you sit on my head.
  57. I’m going to play the guitar for you
  58. Let’s see if I can make you come before the dinner I made you is done.
  59. I watered the plants for you. Now it’s your turn to get wet.
  60. I took your dog for a walk
  61. It’s time for your massage. Don’t worry
  62. I’m in the mood for a long drive where we blast music
  63. I learned how to sew
  64. I want to go down on you in the rain
  65. I may have sprinkled the bed with rose petals
  66. Let’s have a picnic at the park
  67. I’m going to eat you out in every room of this house. Today.
  68. Don’t wear that uncomfortable bra today. I want to see those perky nipples through your shirt.
  69. Let’s go for a walk on the beach
  70. I want to travel the world with you
  71. I’d scream out your name
  72. I want you to know I appreciate all the effort you put into your appearance.
  73. The best part about you sucking my cock is the way those stunning eyes look up at me.
  74. I bought us plane tickets to Paris. The catch is: We have to join the mile-high club.
  75. I’d bring you to a museum
  76. Do you want me to move my tongue up and down or in circles? Your choice.
  77. I just finished mowing the lawn
  78. Your pussy alone is cuter than any painting I’ve ever seen.
  79. Stop being such a tease
  80. You’re in charge of the TV remote tonight. But I’m in charge of your vibrator’s remote.
  81. I’m taking you on a shopping spree
  82. Let’s see how far we can go in the back of a movie theater.
  83. I love the curtains you picked out
  84. I’m going to explode the second you wrap those beautiful lips around me.
  85. I never knew how intense sex could be until I met you and your pretty little pussy.
  86. Do you think I’m sneaky enough to slip into the woman’s restroom so we can fuck in the stall?
  87. I rented us a hotel room
  88. The way you moan when I go down on you is hotter than having my own dick sucked.
  89. My boss just left. Want to fuck me on my work desk?
  90. I set up a video recorder
  91. You don’t need to lose weight
  92. Your clit looks lonely. Let me fix that.
  93. Put on an outfit you don’t mind being ripped off of you.
  94. Those yoga pants make your ass look just as sexy as your thongs do.
  95. Lay down. Let me show you how much I love you.
  96. I’ve never felt skin this soft and smooth.
  97. I’m going to kiss you until you’re begging for the foreplay to end.
  98. We’re going to cuddle until it turns into sex.
  99. Every time I hear your voice
  100. Do you want me to eat you out while you watch Supernatural or Sherlock?
  101. I bought you lingerie. Was hoping you’d model it for me.
  102. I wrote you a song
  103. Our sex is better than porn
  104. I threw some logs on the fire
  105. Get naked
  106. I’d tell you what I want to do to you
  107. Tell me your kinkiest fantasy
  108. I’m going to take you out for dinner
  109. I bought you red roses
  110. I downloaded your favorite rom-com
  111. Let’s dance like no one’s watching and then fuck like everyone’s watching.
  112. Just holding your hand makes me horny
  113. I made you a playlist of songs we should fuck to.
  114. I won you a stuffed animal
  115. You look just as sexy when you wake up as you do after hours in front of the mirror.
  116. You look so good in that dress that I’m going to leave it on while I fuck you.
  117. I’ll give you a manicure if you promise to use those hands on me later tonight.
  118. I never want you to forget how sexy you are.
  119. Your kisses are more intoxicating than whiskey.
  120. Let’s sit outside and watch the sun go down while I go down on you.
  121. Your pussy is even more delicious than your lips.
  122. You’ve ruined me for sex with other women.
  123. How do you look so innocent
  124. Your sexy little moans are my favorite sounds.
  125. I swear I won’t stop until you orgasm.
  126. Bite down on my tie
  127. Somehow
  128. You look even better in your work clothes than you look in your underwear.
  129. Want to trade an orgasm for an orgasm?
  130. Where do you want me to put my tongue first?
  131. We’re in an elevator alone. Are you up for the challenge?
  132. Check your phone. I sent you a text that I bet will get you wet.
  133. I’m going to turn you on
  134. Wear a skirt today
  135. I had a wet dream last night
  136. Get on all fours. I’ll handle the rest.
  137. I’ve been working out
  138. I’m going to start by kissing your hips
  139. I bought a uniform
  140. Take off from work tomorrow. You’ll be too sore to go in.
  141. I’ll buy you a new puppy
  142. That bra makes your tits look even more delicious than usual.
  143. Get in the shower and get your hands against the wall.
  144. I don’t know how you get my dick so hard just by looking at it.
  145. Do you want me to suck on an ice cube before I suck on your clit?
  146. You don’t need makeup. Your eyes are naturally gorgeous.
  147. I feel bad for your exes
  148. I’m going to do all the things your friends complain about their boyfriends never doing.
  149. I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue. Want to see what else it can do?
  150. Say my name. I love hearing it from the lips of an angel.
  151. If you think there’s even one thing wrong with your body
  152. When I’m inside of you
  153. What celebrity do you want me to role play as tonight? Take your pick.
  154. I took care of all of your chores. Now I’m going to take care of you.
  155. Don’t make me come too fast. I want to enjoy this moment for as long as possible.
  156. You’re too hot for Disney Channel
  157. No one has ever made me come as fast or as hard as you have.
  158. I’m going to rub my cock against your clit until you come.
  159. Nothing makes me happier than making you wet.
  160. I would’ve made you coffee
  161. Let’s skip the gym and work off our calories in bed instead.
  162. Your boobs look even better out of your bra than they do in it.
  163. I put some whipped cream on your ice cream
  164. That belt looks cute on you. But it would be even cuter wrapped around your wrists.
  165. I can’t wait until that gorgeous dress is draped across my bedroom floor.
  166. Let’s find a drive-in movie
  167. Let’s go ice skating. If you fall on your ass
  168. Want to go horseback riding? You can ride me
  169. I bought us concert tickets
  170. Would you rather make out or make love? I’m up for both.
  171. Every little thing you do ends up turning me on.
  172. Let’s go dancing
  173. We could go sightseeing
  174. If you meet my parents tonight
  175. Let’s play mini-golf. The loser has to give the winner oral.
  176. How many places at the mall do you think we can find to fuck in?
  177. I want to watch the sun rise with you
  178. Forget about everything except coming as hard as you can.
  179. What room should we have sex in first?
  180. Tonight
  181. Let’s go to the amusement park. We’ll ride a roller coaster and then each other.
  182. What song should I serenade you with tonight?
  183. Let’s go down to the pond to feed the ducks. Then I’ll do a little eating myself.
  184. You’re on your period
  185. Let’s take a stroll through the park and find a secluded spot to fuck in.
  186. I’m going to take you to a carnival
  187. I bought chocolate that we can either melt over strawberries or over your body.
  188. Tonight
  189. We’re going on a cruise
  190. Your nerdiness is such a turn on.
  191. How long do you think we can cuddle for before I get a boner?
  192. I love feeling your pussy throb after you orgasm.
  193. I know work has been stressful
  194. We should take a dance class
  195. Tell me exactly what you need
  196. There’s nothing sexier than hearing you talk about the things you’re passionate about.
  197. I know it’s your period
  198. I want to get an apartment with you and make love on the floor.
  199. I’m pretty sure my head belongs in between your legs.
  200. I booked us a couple’s massage
  201. Show me how you touch yourself
  202. I love you
  203. I bought you a new camera so we can film our own porno tonight.
  204. Do you want me to be a cop
  205. I signed us up for a yoga class
  206. I love the feel of your naked body pressed up against mine.
  207. I installed a mirror on the ceiling
  208. I bought flavored lube
  209. Where do you want me to come? It’s your decision
  210. I’m going to suck on your tits until you can’t take it anymore.
  211. I love touching you more than I love touching myself.
  212. Want to play some games at the arcade? Or should we stay home and play with each other?
  213. You always look the sexiest when you’re smiling.
  214. I’d take you to a burlesque show
  215. Let’s make ice cream together and then make a baby together.
  216. I don’t need to drink tonight. You’re intoxicating enough.
  217. I’m tying your hands back
  218. We should play pool and then fuck on the table.
  219. Do you mind if we attend a poetry reading so I can tell the world about you?
  220. I’d buy us drinks
  221. Let’s have a movie marathon
  222. Want to go for a late night drive and fuck wherever we end up?
  223. I rented a hotel room
  224. Check the clock. It’s time for your clothes to come off.
  225. I bought you an erotic novel so you’re always turned on before bed.
  226. Tell me when you’re ready for round two and I’ll get to work.
  227. If you bang me on the kitchen counter
  228. Don’t spend too much time on your hair
  229. Introducing myself to you was the best thing I’ve ever done.
  230. Let’s play strip poker
  231. Would you be mad if I grabbed your ass in public?
  232. Let’s go strawberry picking and then feed them to each other in bed.
  233. Do you think we could have sex in the backyard without the neighbors seeing?
  234. I’m taking you to an art gallery
  235. I want to make love to you underneath the stars tonight.
  236. My cell phone is off. Now I want your pants off.
  237. I’m going to do things to you I’ve never done to anyone else.
  238. Let’s take an R-rated selfie.
  239. I love running my rough hands over your soft skin.
  240. I planned out a romantic day for you and a sexy night.
  241. Every second spent with you makes me love you more.
  242. You can either wrap your legs around my head or your mouth around my cock.
  243. Do you want me to plant kisses on your neck or on your pussy?
  244. I bought a new cologne you’re going to go crazy over.
  245. Don’t fall asleep yet. We still have a long night ahead of us.
  246. I bought us some costumes. Want to try them on?
  247. I cut my beard just the way you like it.
  248. If you go down on me once
  249. Put on your favorite song and then fuck me to it.
  250. Do you want me to be gentle or rough?
  251. Everyone else is gone tonight
  252. I’m going to nibble on your neck now.
  253. Tell me what you want. I’m open to anything.
  254. Keep moaning. It sounds like heaven.
  255. I love feeling my cock inside of your pretty little pussy.
  256. That shirt makes your tits look amazing.
  257. I can’t stop thinking about how hot you looked last night.
  258. I want to keep the lights on
  259. I want to run my tongue over your nipples
  260. The face you make when you come is so sexy.
  261. My biggest fantasy was to fuck a girl like you.
  262. You got me all worked up
  263. I’ve been daydreaming about your wet pussy all day.
  264. I don’t want to fuck you. I want to make love to you.
  265. Keep moving those hips. It’s sexy as fuck.
  266. Your beautiful body deserves the most earthshattering orgasms.
  267. I never realized how meaningful sex could be until we got together.
  268. You’re mine tonight
  269. Help me put on the condom. I want to feel your hands over me.
  270. My body wants you as badly as my heart does.
  271. You have total and complete control over me.
  272. I can’t believe how wet you are already.
  273. I bought you handcuffs
  274. If I serenade you
  275. I looked at your naughty pictures at work today
  276. You’re too flexible for your own good.
  277. Let’s fuck in the shower so it feels like we’re kissing in the rain.
  278. Your lips feel like fire against mine.
  279. Whisper in my ear again. I love that voice.
  280. Dig your nails deeper into my skin.
  281. I’m going to give you a lap dance you won’t ever forget.
  282. It’s so sexy when you arch your back like that.
  283. Give me your all
  284. I installed a stripper pole in the room. Do you want to try first or should I?
  285. I’m going to tease your pussy with kisses.
  286. I want to rub this ice cube across your entire body.
  287. Bite down on my neck to keep from screaming.
  288. I’m going to run my tongue across those luscious lips.
  289. Want to play naked Twister?
  290. I bought edible body paint for you
  291. I don’t know if your hair or your skin is softer.
  292. I’m going to start by sucking on your lips
  293. Do you want me to give you tender kisses or passionate ones?
  294. I’m never going to get over the delicious scent of your pussy.
  295. Let’s build a pillow fort and than fuck underneath it.
  296. I want to bang you in the kitchen
  297. How sexy would it be if I fucked you right now
  298. I’m going to give you a full body massage that ends between your legs.
  299. Are you ready for me to pull your hair and bite your neck?
  300. Get on top of me. This time
  301. I’m going to kiss your thighs until you’re begging for more.
  302. Which famous movie kiss do you want to recreate tonight?
  303. Don’t wear underwear. I want easy access to that tight pussy of yours.
  304. All I’m wearing is an apron. Come take a peek.
  305. I’m going to shove myself into you until the neighbors know my name.
  306. I cleaned out the closet
  307. Looking at someone so beautiful makes it hard to breathe.
  308. I don’t think you’ve ever made me this hard before.
  309. Your hot breath feels amazing against my skin.
  310. Let’s hop in the pool and see how long we can kiss underwater.
  311. The dishes are done. So is dinner. All I have left to do is you.
  312. I can tell you’re stressed. Let me fix that.
  313. You’re so much more than a sex object to me.
  314. Do you want me to slide into you now or should I play hard to get?
  315. I bet you can’t seduce me without removing your clothes.
  316. Kiss me like that again and I’ll go absolutely nuts.
  317. You’re as sexy as women come.
  318. It’s cold in here. We better snuggle to keep warm.
  319. I’m going to remove all of your clothes. With just my teeth.
  320. Masturbate for me.
  321. Get under the blanket with me. I have a surprise for you.
  322. Let’s slow dance
  323. Are you feeling sore? I’ll rub the pain away.
  324. I want that beautiful pussy pressed against my face.
  325. If you suck on something of mine
  326. Let me see you from behind. It’s a great view.
  327. I’m going to eat you out while you’re in the driver’s seat.
  328. Let’s put on a peep show for the neighbors.
  329. I picked up a copy of the Kamasutra. Which position do you want to try first?
  330. Let’s take a road trip and fuck every hundred miles.
  331. I want to try anal
  332. You look tired. You should sit on my face and relax.
  333. I bought lube
  334. I want to watch porn with you
  335. I’ve been flipping through Cosmo. I learned a few new moves for you.
  336. Scratch me harder. I can handle it.
  337. I’m going outside to wash the car. You should let me spray you
  338. You’re even more adorable when you let your hair down like that.
  339. Let’s watch G-rated Disney movies while doing R-rated things.
  340. What would you do if I fingered you in the middle of the movie theater?
  341. Let’s walk through the woods and fuck like animals.
  342. If you suck my dick
  343. I feel selfish keeping you all to myself.
  344. Do you want to fuck in a hot shower or a cold one?
  345. Do you want me to put this vibrator against your clit or your nipples?
  346. I’m going to give you the best oral sex of your life.
  347. Should I use my tie on you as a blindfold or as handcuffs?
  348. You look sexiest when you walk around in my boxers.
  349. Stop moaning like that
  350. Do you want me to run my hands through your hair or pull it?
  351. Everything on my bucket list involves fucking you.
  352. I bought you silk sheets
  353. I don’t want you. I need you.
  354. You bring out my animalistic side.
  355. A kiss from you means more than words can express.
  356. Do you want me to fuck you from the front or from behind?
  357. You’re my fetish.
  358. I don’t care about the big game. You’re more important to me.
  359. Even the way that you snore is a total turn-on for me.
  360. That new perfume makes me want to bend you over the bed.
  361. I made you a bath. Want to take it together?
  362. I want to stimulate you mentally and physically.
  363. I just put the kids to bed. Now I just have to get you in bed.
  364. Should I fuck you on the carpet or the hard wood floors?
  365. Every time I close my eyes
  366. You don’t have to say a word to turn me on.
  367. How does it feel when I touch you like this?
  368. Yank on my tie to pull me closer.
  369. I took a photo of you while you were sleeping. I hope you don’t mind.
  370. I missed you so much. I can’t count the number of times I masturbated to you.
  371. You make me feel like I’m stuck in a fairytale.
  372. You’re even more beautiful in person than in the picture in my mind.
  373. I want to run my hands over your hips and dig my nails into the bone.
  374. I want to taste every part of you.
  375. You look just as sexy in your pajamas as you do in your lingerie.
  376. Do you want me to bring you home flowers or chocolates?
  377. I’ll sing to you
  378. I want to fuck you in the sand in summer and in the snow in winter.
  379. I made a scavenger hunt for you. Hint: It ends in our bedroom.
  380. You should sleep naked tonight
  381. No one could ever love your body as much as I do.
  382. Your cleavage makes your tits look fantastic.
  383. Do you like hearing me moan or hearing me talk dirty better?
  384. I want you to start kissing your favorite part of my body. Now.
  385. Do you want me to eat you out before or after you get in the bath I made you?
  386. Do you want me to role play as a man in the Navy
  387. Whenever you touch me
  388. Let’s make love on the roof top
  389. Do you want to touch me as badly as I want to touch you?
  390. Your ass is as tight as your pussy.
  391. Tell me which toy you want and I’ll buy it for you.
  392. Do you want to have sex before we fall asleep or as soon as we wake up?
  393. We should have sex in the craziest place we can think of.
  394. Whenever you cross my mind
  395. Do you want the lights on or off?
  396. You’re not only hot
  397. Take that bra off. It must be uncomfortable.
  398. Do you want missionary or cowgirl tonight?
  399. Let me heat up your dinner and then heat you up after.
  400. Do you have any clue how sexy you look?
  401. Do you want me to wear boxers or briefs for you?
  402. Leave lipstick marks all across my chest.
  403. Grab a bottle of water
  404. Hop in the shower with me
  405. I’m going to give you everything I have to give.
  406. Get under the covers and watch Netflix with me.
  407. I’ll walk the dog if I can use his collar on you later.
  408. I made another tattoo appointment
  409. I made you a bath. How are you going to return the favor?
  410. What kind of sex do you think we’ll have on our honeymoon?
  411. Let’s hop on my motorcycle and find the most secluded spot we can.
  412. Get out of those clothes and under the covers.
  413. Look into my eyes while I fuck you.
  414. I made you breakfast in bed
  415. Let’s pretend we’re teenagers again and make out under the bleachers.
  416. Should I put on my leather jacket or my leather pants?
  417. I rented a limo
  418. Hop on the washing machine
  419. Let’s do yoga together. Naked.
  420. Should I use my hands or tongue to stimulate your clit tonight?
  421. Turn around. I want to see that beautiful butt.
  422. I bought us tickets to Disney
  423. Let’s fuck on the front lawn
  424. I’m going to make us orgasm at the same time tonight.
  425. I cleaned out the backseat of the car
  426. Your body is perfect. Don’t ever change it.
  427. I bought new pillows
  428. Let’s have sex in the library to see how quiet we can be.
  429. Do you want to watch me lift weights or lift you?
  430. Do you think we could fuck while on my motorcycle?
  431. Skip the gym. We’re going to make each other sweat today.
  432. I want to fuck you in front of the mirror
  433. I want to kiss you in a crowd
  434. My car has tinted windows. No one will be able to see us fucking when they walk by.
  435. Wrap those soft hands around my cock.
  436. If you go down on me
  437. Get in the hot tub with me
  438. I never want to leave this bed
  439. Instead of lifting weights on that bench
  440. Let’s head to the park and have sex on the swing set.
  441. Which parking lot would be the most fun to fuck in?
  442. Do you think sex in a graveyard is creepy or romantic?
  443. I picked up a new dress for you
  444. Let’s head down to the church and sin together.
  445. The kitchen is clean now
  446. I hung your clothes up to dry
  447. Let’s go for a hike and make love underneath a waterfall.
  448. Hop on the trampoline with me. I want to see those tits bounce.
  449. I bought you a new towel
  450. I’m going to put Netflix on
  451. If you head over to the bedroom
  452. I bought you a yoga mat
  453. Let’s go camping
  454. Go suit shopping with me
  455. I put up a hammock. Want to see if we can fuck in it?
  456. We should go bowling. Loser gives oral.
  457. The laundry room is empty. Let’s see how many washers we can use as vibrators.
  458. I want to treat you like a lady
  459. Let’s move this into the bedroom
  460. Your brain makes you seem even more beautiful to me.
  461. You carry yourself like a goddess.
  462. This classroom’s empty. Come in so I can teach you a thing or two.
  463. Let’s play gynecologist.
  464. I love talking to you as much as I love touching you.
  465. Have you ever been mistaken for a model?
  466. Your smile can turn me on from across the room.
  467. I won’t be able to pay attention to the show when such a beautiful woman is sitting next to me.
  468. Your confidence is the sexiest thing about you.
  469. Kisses from you are the best part of my everyday.
  470. Let’s go bathing suit shopping
  471. My cock twitches every time I see you smile.
  472. You look just as sexy in my sweatshirt as you do naked.
  473. I want to drown in your love. And your pussy.
  474. Your passion makes the sex ten times hotter.
  475. The only girl I ever want to screw is you.
  476. You’re not chubby. You’re just plain beautiful.
  477. You might not be society’s version of perfect
  478. Being around someone as sexy as you makes me feel sexy
  479. I love how well you move those hips.
  480. You’re just as good in the kitchen as you are in the bedroom.
  481. Somehow
  482. I planned out our entire day. It starts with us having sex.
  483. I can’t believe I’m so comfortable with a woman so hot.
  484. Sexy doesn’t even begin to describe you.
  485. Tell me what time you want to eat
  486. You have excellent taste. And you taste excellent.
  487. I’ve been working out
  488. That dress looks incredible on you
  489. You’re such a good girl
  490. Your sense of humor is just as sexy as your fashion sense.
  491. I never liked my name until I heard you screaming it.
  492. I can’t decide if I prefer listening to you talk or listening to you moan.
  493. I hope you didn’t spend too much money on that outfit
  494. Your long legs would look even nicer draped over my shoulders.
  495. I never knew what happiness tasted like until my tongue was on your clit.
  496. Your pussy smells just as delicious as it tastes.
  497. Your wish is my command.
  498. I’ll do whatever it takes to make your body tremble and your pussy drip.
  499. I can’t decide if I should kiss your forehead or slam you up against a wall.
  500. You deserve the best
  501. I like your personality just as much as I like your wet pussy.
  502. The gym won’t improve your body
  503. Make beautiful babies with me.
  504. Your hair is as soft and smooth as your legs.
  505. You’d be the best mother and the best Victoria secret model.
  506. The only thing prettier than your outside is your inside.
  507. Your hair smells as good as your pussy tastes.
  508. I want to try to paint you
  509. I’ve been across the world
  510. Everything sounds sweeter when it comes from your lips.
  511. Those new heels make your butt look amazing.
  512. How do you manage to look more and more beautiful every morning?
  513. I bought you a diamond necklace
  514. My daydreams about you are better than any porno.
  515. Hearing you talk about your day is even sexier than dirty talking is.
  516. I bought you a bracelet
  517. Your lips feel as amazing against my neck as they do against my cock.
  518. Your heart is as warm as your body is.
  519. Your eyebrows look as perfect as your tits do.
  520. I’m going to nibble on your ear and then your neck.
  521. Do you want my tongue in your mouth or against your clit?
  522. Let’s get drunk on wine and talk about the universe.
  523. I want to make a bonfire
  524. We should ride bikes on the beach and then you can ride me back at home.
  525. Do you want me to play guitar or drums for you tonight?
  526. I made you a bath
  527. Let’s shower together
  528. I’m going to make your nipples as hard as my dick.
  529. Your legs are as long as your eyelashes.
  530. I challenge you to a game of Monopoly. Winner consoles the loser with kisses.
  531. Let’s watch a baseball game and then fuck in the middle of the field.
  532. I’m taking you to an adult shop and letting you buy any toy you want.
  533. Get on your back
  534. Turn your head so I can see that ass and those eyes at the same time.
  535. Turn off the TV and let me turn you on.
  536. Whenever I hear your voice
  537. Your ass looks just as good in my boxers as it does in your thongs.
  538. I want to marry you
  539. Let’s take a walk and talk about what our future apartment will look like.
  540. My life wouldn’t be the same without your pussy.
  541. Let’s watch the sunset together
  542. I love that skirt on you. I hope the wind blows it up
  543. Should I tell you how badly I want you in Italian or French?
  544. I signed us up for couple’s yoga
  545. Your pussy is my favorite place in the whole world.
  546. I grabbed a coffee for you. And now I’m going to grab that ass.
  547. I’m going to buy us ice cream
  548. Let’s name a star after us and then make love underneath it.
  549. We should take a walk through the woods and find a tree I can fuck you against.
  550. I never liked going down on girls until I tasted you.
  551. Open your legs. I’m going to lick away all of your problems.
  552. I’m going to hug you from behind and then bend you over a table.
  553. Do you want my hands
  554. After I’m done playing with the puppy
  555. I can’t decide if I want to rip off your shirt or your skirt first.
  556. Put your hand in my hand and your lips on my neck.
  557. I’m taking you ice skating. Don’t worry
  558. Let me give you a manicure
  559. I bought you a blindfold
  560. Let’s go camping
  561. Should I get my next tattoo on my back or my chest?
  562. I’m going to make you scream so loudly the neighbors will call the cops.
  563. Your boobs are just perky as your butt.
  564. I’m never going to the strip club again
  565. You look stunning today. I need a picture of you.
  566. You look just as pretty without makeup as you do with your cat eyes and red lips.
  567. Forget 50 Shades of Grey. We’re going to have sex that would make for a way better story.
  568. I love how passionate you are. It makes the sex extra hot.
  569. I want you on top of me
  570. That dress makes your tits look delicious.
  571. I’m going down on you
  572. Should I make you coffee or a mixed drink?
  573. You don’t have to shave. I like you just the way you are.
  574. I can’t believe I get to have you when every guy wants you.
  575. Guess what I’m about to do to that wet pussy of yours?
  576. If you want to invite another guy in bed with us
  577. I had a wet dream about you
  578. I promise you I’ll never stop loving you the way you deserve to be loved.
  579. I got a new job with a new desk that I’m planning on banging you on.
  580. Do you want to watch me masturbate or can I watch you?
  581. You fuck even better than you kiss.
  582. Let’s go dancing
  583. I set up a picnic for us. All you have to choose is the wine.
  584. Do you want to cuddle and then have sex or vice versa?
  585. Let’s go apple picking
  586. I can’t love you any harder
  587. I don’t even care if I orgasm
  588. Let’s play truth or dare
  589. Don’t wear a bra today. Your boobs are perky enough without it.
  590. I’d ask you to role play
  591. There aren’t enough words in the English language to describe how hot you are.
  592. Walk in front of me
  593. I’m taking you on a cruise
  594. I sprinkled rose petals on the bed and placed candles all around the room. Just because I love you.
  595. I had an erection all day
  596. I could never get tired of your beauty.
  597. Don’t drink too much. I want you to remember what I do to you tonight.
  598. I’m paying for dinner
  599. After the zoo
  600. I’m taking you to the botanical gardens
  601. Your soft skin makes my dick so hard.
  602. You’re crazy if you think there’s a woman out there hotter than you.
  603. Should we fuck while the sun rises or sets?
  604. I’m taking you on a shopping spree. At Victoria’s Secret.
  605. I love the way you look at me when you’re turned on.
  606. I learned sign language
  607. I never knew it was possible to love a woman’s brain as much as her body.
  608. I can tell you’re wet
  609. I’m going to fuck you like a princess who’s been locked away for years.
  610. I’ll never get over the taste of your lips.
  611. I’m going to start by whispering your name
  612. I kicked my roommate out. Be as loud as you want.
  613. All I want to do is make you orgasm. Don’t disappoint me.
  614. If your knees aren’t shaking by the time I’m finished with you
  615. You know we’re going to have sex if you keep giving me that smirk
  616. You’re either going to make my dick explode or my heart explode. I don’t know which.
  617. I’m the guy you’ll be fucking for the rest of your life
  618. Your hands can do what other girls’ mouths can’t.
  619. I never thought I had a foot fetish until I saw you in those sandals.
  620. I’m making you come. I don’t care if it takes five minutes or five hours.
  621. My cock needs your pussy more than my lungs need air.
  622. Close your mouth and open your legs.
  623. It’s time for you to forget about everything in the world except my tongue.
  624. I’ll unzip your dress if you unzip my jeans.
  625. That lipstick looks gorgeous. Give me a taste.
  626. I got a hot tub installed
  627. I want to have angry sex
  628. I’m going to fuck you so hard I’ll break the bed.
  629. I was going to buy you Starbucks
  630. Want to have shower sex? You can choose the temperature.
  631. I’d talk dirty
  632. We’re proof that sex is best when love is involved.
  633. I have one thing on my mind. You.
  634. I’d ask you to 69
  635. My life would suck without you sucking me off.
  636. We should have sex under the Christmas tree
  637. Let’s try having sex in the snow. You’re hot enough to melt it.
  638. I want to fuck you in my childhood bedroom
  639. We’ll never get to have goodbye sex
  640. Let’s take a vacation somewhere we can drink everyday and fuck every night.
  641. Forget your bathing suit. I want you in your birthday suit.
  642. Run your hands through my hair and yank as hard as you can.
  643. Let’s see how many stores we can make-out in before the police get called.
  644. Tonight’s all about BDSM because I L-O-V-E you.
  645. We could have a quickie
  646. I grew out my beard just the way you like it.
  647. Do you want me to sing you to sleep or seduce you with my guitar?
  648. I’m going to drive you across the country
  649. I keep falling for you and my dick keeps rising for you.
  650. Don’t let me fall asleep until we’re both satisfied.
  651. I want you to kiss me up my jawline and nibble on my ear.
  652. You’re a 10
  653. How does it feel being the girl I’ll be spending the rest of my life with?
  654. You’re so far out of my league
  655. Let’s go to a bar and count how many men check you out.
  656. We’re going to have sex in every bathroom in this restaurant.
  657. You can’t expect me to keep my hands to myself when you look like that.
  658. Your vagina is a work of art.
  659. I don’t need alcohol
  660. Hop in the back of my truck. That’s where we’re fucking tonight.
  661. If I die tonight
  662. I came up with date ideas for every day of the week and sex ideas for every night of the week.
  663. Do you want to have a Netflix marathon or a sex marathon?
  664. Period sex can relieve cramps and headaches
  665. You get better in bed every time we do it.
  666. I bought us a new mattress
  667. If you keep fucking me this good
  668. I put on my tightest jeans
  669. I’m going to tease you until you beg me to come inside you.
  670. Do you want me to make you come with my mouth
  671. I want your pussy lips pressed up against my lips.
  672. Do whatever you want to me. I’m open to anything and everything.
  673. No talking. No moving. Just moaning.
  674. So what if it’s your period? Get in the shower with me and it’ll be just fine.
  675. I’m going to treat you like a princess today and like a porn star tonight.
  676. Do you want me to keep my suit on while you ride me?
  677. I’m going to kiss all of that lipstick off of you.
  678. Pick a movie you don’t mind fucking during.
  679. You stimulate my mind as well as you stimulate my body.
  680. I want you to run those pretty nails over my thighs.
  681. Even if I kissed you every hour of every day
  682. My dick is addicted to you
  683. I love when you shake your booty like that.
  684. You’re flexible enough to be a gymnast.
  685. I want to make your days sweeter and your nights wetter.
  686. You make me want to be a better lover.
  687. Let’s walk around a museum
  688. You’re a great fuck
  689. My favorite time of day is when we’re having sex or snuggling.
  690. Your feelings mean even more to me than your pussy does.
  691. I want to fuck you under the moonlight.
  692. You’re delicious
  693. We make the best team between the sheets and on the streets.
  694. Even without the sex
  695. I’m going to teach you something new in bed tonight.
  696. I’m going to put you first in the bedroom and in life as a whole.
  697. You deserve an intense orgasm
  698. Never change a hair on this beautiful body.
  699. When I’m inside you
  700. Your tits are almost more fun to play with than your pussy.
  701. I hope you don’t mind that I’m undressing you in my mind.
  702. You move your hips better than Beyonce.
  703. You look like a bombshell in that ball gown.
  704. How do you look that good this early in the morning?
  705. You deserve a break
  706. We’re going on a road trip
  707. I’m glad we met
  708. Keep your glasses on. I want you to see everything I’m about to do to you.
  709. My life started the moment I pressed my lips against yours.
  710. Your skin is as radiant as your smile.
  711. Even when you’re old and grey
  712. I don’t want to ruin your lipstick
  713. I love you more than I love sex.
  714. My bed is the most comfortable when you’re in it with me.
  715. Let’s watch Disney movies and cuddle.
  716. I can’t wait to fuck you in a wedding dress.
  717. Use those sparkling teeth to bite down on my neck.
  718. Give me a hickey
  719. You look like you need a long
  720. Take your clothes off. Leave the lights on.
  721. Your perfume alone turns me on.
  722. I want you in every way
  723. I’m going to bend you over the balcony
  724. I picked up a copy of the Kama Sutra for us.
  725. Ride me while I suck on your tits and play with your clit.
  726. I can’t believe I found a girl who loves pizza
  727. You’ve had a long day. Fall asleep on my chest.
  728. I still can’t believe I get to start my mornings with you and end my days with you.
  729. If you keep sending me those dirty sexts during work
  730. I could spend all day in this bed with you
  731. Everything on my bucket list involves you.
  732. You’re a sex goddess.
  733. I understand your body even better than my own.
  734. Do you want me to play with your pussy
  735. You look ridiculously hot when you think no one’s paying attention.
  736. I washed the dishes for you
  737. Press your chest against mine
  738. I’ll give you my all if you promise to do the same.
  739. I want to make you feel things you’ve never felt before.
  740. Do you think it’ll be harder to kiss underwater or have sex underwater?
  741. Let’s go horseback riding
  742. Instead of having fun in our bed
  743. I got my tongue pierced. I heard it makes oral more intense.
  744. I put down a blanket
  745. I’m getting a tattoo in a place only you’ll be able to see.
  746. We’re having sex on the staircase
  747. Run your tongue along my muscles.
  748. Your bitchy roommate’s gone. Let’s do it in her bed.
  749. I’m going to try something that’ll leave you breathless.
  750. Get undressed so I can paint you like one of Jack’s French girls.
  751. How romantic would it be to make love by a waterfall?
  752. I bought condoms. Your safety’s my first priority.
  753. Bend over with your hands against the window.
  754. I rented a limo
  755. I picked up some tampons and a vibrator
  756. Let’s have sex in the library and then read each other to sleep.
  757. I want sex to be comfortable for you
  758. Get your ass on the washer
  759. I’m going on a search for your G-spot tonight.
  760. Would you be pissed if I felt you up in public? Or turned on?
  761. Do you want me to throw you on the bed or against the wall?
  762. Pull the car over. This is where I want you.
  763. How loud do you think we can get in the movie theater before someone else will hear?
  764. I’m going to get you off without laying a finger on you.
  765. Meet me on the roof. I set up a mattress for us.
  766. You just showered. Let me do all the work so you don’t have to take another one.
  767. I’m covered in grease from working on the car. Want to help me wash off?
  768. I bought you a ring
  769. If I can’t have you in my bed
  770. I’m going to tell you what to do. And you’re going to like it.
  771. I want more than a one-night stand. I want you. Forever.
  772. Our babies would be drop dead gorgeous.
  773. I love watching you squirm right before you come.
  774. I’m going to lick
  775. I just washed the sheets
  776. I put a mirror on the ceiling
  777. Even in pajamas
  778. If sex isn’t fun for the both of us
  779. Do you want your nipples covered in whipped cream or chocolate this time?
  780. Don’t be afraid to get rough with me. I like it that way.
  781. The reason the sex is so good is because I love you so much.
  782. Sex isn’t over when I come. It’s over when you come.
  783. Hold me close and kiss me hard.
  784. I’m going to make you forget all of your exes’ names.
  785. I installed better lights in here
  786. I’m going to make you pancakes and then make you come.
  787. Do you want your morning coffee or morning oral first?
  788. If you’re not naked yet
  789. Fantasize about the hottest guy you know. I won’t mind.
  790. I’m going to rename your birthday “multiple orgasm day.”
  791. Tell me where to kiss you
  792. Your naked body is just as beautiful as your naked soul.
  793. You’re not a sex object. But you could be a sex symbol.
  794. When we’re done having sex
  795. Come in here
  796. Mother Nature sure knew what she was doing when she made you.
  797. Fuck me as hard as you’ve been kissing me.
  798. I’m going to kiss every inch of your back while you dig your nails into mine.
  799. I won’t stop until I hit your G-spot.
  800. I want to have hot make-up sex
  801. Your mind is even brighter than your eyes.
  802. I don’t even need to touch your body. I’m happy just admiring it from afar.
  803. Let’s play strip Scrabble.
  804. Wear your favorite skirt today
  805. Forget kissing in the rain. Let’s try fucking in the rain.
  806. I’ve been eating better
  807. Sit on my face or on my cock.
  808. If you keep your heels on
  809. That diamond necklace I bought you looks amazing in between your cleavage.
  810. The safe word is
  811. I’ll put on my cop uniform if you let me handcuff you.
  812. I want to listen to you talk about your day
  813. I knitted you a blanket for us to fuck on.
  814. I cooked dinner for you and the hot guy I invited over for a threesome.
  815. I already made the bed
  816. I dropped the kids off at their grandparents’ place
  817. I can’t decide if I should grab your hand or grab your ass.
  818. You’re about to have the strongest orgasm of your life. That’s a promise.
  819. Flip onto your stomach. It’s massage time.
  820. We should talk a jog around the block
  821. Your cooking is just as delicious as your pussy.
  822. I finished your chores for the day. Now you have extra time to spend in bed.
  823. Somehow
  824. I baked you a chocolate cake
  825. I just soaped up the dishes. Now I’m going to soap up your body.
  826. I just put gas in your car
  827. I love playing with your hair while I slide myself into your wet pussy.
  828. I organized your closet for you
  829. Take a nap. I’ll wake you up with my tongue.
  830. You don’t need blankets. My body will keep you warm.
  831. I bought you roses. If you want
  832. I’m turning my computer off
  833. Let’s cuddle
  834. I tidied up the kitchen table
  835. I bought you new curtains
  836. I went grocery shopping today. The fridge is filled with whipped cream and chocolate.
  837. I poured you a cup of water. You’ll need it when I’m done with you.
  838. I’ll paint your toes for you if you let me suck on them later.
  839. Put that erotic novel away. I’m going to put it to shame.
  840. I booked us a honeymoon suite
  841. I cooked you breakfast. I hope it’s as tasty as you are.
  842. Do you want me to rub your feet or your clit?
  843. My credit card is all yours
  844. I made you a bath and a drink to go with it.
  845. I just chewed your favorite gum
  846. Let’s slow dance without music
  847. I’d take you for a long drive
  848. You make my life so easy
  849. Want to try an experiment with mints
  850. You should sleep in today. I’ll take care of everything.
  851. Do you want me to sing the song I wrote you or read the poem I made you?
  852. I ordered us pizza. Now you get to order me around.
  853. Your snores are just as cute as your moans.
  854. I can’t find one flaw on that stunning face.
  855. You look like a goddess
  856. Don’t you dare put clothes on. The world deserves to see that beautiful body.
  857. Do you want me to give you a strip tease or a lap dance?
  858. You can hold the remote
  859. You belong on a catwalk
  860. Turn around
  861. You’re even hotter than the girl of my dreams.
  862. I bought you a new throw pillow
  863. Your heart is even bigger than your boobs.
  864. I don’t know which set of lips I like kissing more.
  865. I could fuck you forever
  866. I love your makeup
  867. I want my hand in your hand and my cock in your pussy.
  868. You don’t need to diet. You’re already the perfect size.
  869. I can’t believe I’m lucky enough to have sex with my soul mate.
  870. I don’t know if I like it better when you squeeze my hand or squeeze your thighs against my head.
  871. I hate when you’re asleep
  872. I don’t need drugs when I have a girlfriend as addicting as you.
  873. Let’s go horseback riding and then make love on a bale of hay.
  874. You make me feel like a virgin
  875. I want to shove a ball gag in your mouth
  876. I didn’t believe in magic until I kissed you for the very first time.
  877. I don’t need video games. Your pussy’s the only thing I want to play with.
  878. I can’t wait to see you. Naked and down on all fours.
  879. I bought you cheesecake for dessert
  880. This ice cream would taste even better if I was licking if off of you.
  881. As long as I’m fucking you
  882. I made something spicy in the kitchen
  883. Your pussy smells as intoxicating as your hair does.
  884. I’m going to make you tremble with my tongue alone.
  885. Hop in the shower
  886. I love the way your lips glide across my muscles.
  887. I got a cock piercing
  888. Do you want me to play guitar for you before or after I fuck you?
  889. I want you to let me into your heart and pussy.
  890. I’ve been lifting weights
  891. I’ll take you to get your hair done today
  892. I love the way you talk and the way you move.
  893. My dick’s going to hit you in the spots my tongue can’t reach.
  894. I need you in my life just as badly as I need you in my bed.
  895. I set my alarm for extra early
  896. I love your arms wrapped around my neck just as much as I love your legs around my neck.
  897. Let’s go for a romantic walk on the beach and a feisty fuck in the ocean.
  898. I’m going to marry you
  899. You deserve to orgasm every day for the rest of your life.
  900. Instead of lifting weights
  901. Your lips are as juicy as your ass.
  902. I rented a sailboat
  903. I bought you a vibrator
  904. I dedicated a song to you on the radio. Let’s make love while it plays.
  905. Let’s play a board game. My penis is the prize.
  906. I’m going to write out “I love you” with my tongue on your clit.
  907. I bought new razors
  908. Let’s take a romantic carriage ride before we ride each other.
  909. I left some love notes around the house. See if you can find them all.
  910. You don’t even have to touch me to turn me on.
  911. I bought you a new dress
  912. I made reservations at your favorite restaurant
  913. Your horoscope says you’re in for a special treat tonight
  914. I’m sorry. Let me make it up to you with oral.
  915. I bought us new shower curtains so you have something to hold onto while we fuck.
  916. Hold my hand as tightly as you squeeze my cock.
  917. I already walked the dog
  918. Let’s watch a baseball game and do something naughty on the Kiss Cam.
  919. I want to make you as wet as the flowers I bought you.
  920. I made pancakes. But there’s no way they’re as sweet as you.
  921. I installed a light dimmer to make the room more romantic.
  922. Let’s make angels in the snow and then act like devils by the fire.
  923. There’s nothing more beautiful than your eyes or more delicious than your pussy.
  924. I love the way you look at me as much as I love the way you ride me.
  925. I just showered
  926. I’m bringing you to a Broadway play
  927. Take off the earrings I bought you. Things are about to get rough.
  928. I swept the floors. Now I’m going to sweep you off your feet.
  929. I’m going to use my left hand on your nipples and my right hand on your clit.
  930. Do you want me to kiss down your thighs or up your neck?
  931. I want my body pressed up against yours
  932. I want to explore every inch of your body and your mind.
  933. I wish you could see your sexiness through my eyes.
  934. I want to watch you use the new vibrator I got you.
  935. Orgasms are good for your health
  936. I’m going to give you breakfast in bed and oral at the kitchen table.
  937. I mopped the floors
  938. I bought you some new shoes
  939. That outfit hugs your body in all the places I want my hands to be.
  940. I’d buy you a puppy
  941. Our love life is as perfect as our sex life.
  942. Let’s go on an old fashioned date that ends with a single kiss.
  943. It’s been too long since I’ve seen your clit. Let me reacquaint myself.
  944. Everything looks sexier when you’re wearing it.
  945. Let’s order pizza and stay in our pajamas all day.
  946. We have the type of sex novelists should write stories about.
  947. You’re worth every blue ball and every hickey.
  948. Your boobs are the perfect size.
  949. I want to touch your butt and touch your soul.
  950. I put the kids to bed
  951. Take a deep breath
  952. I’m madly in love with more than just your body.
  953. Let me do your nails for you
  954. Turn the music off. I want to hear you whimper my name.
  955. I want to bang you all night
  956. You have the best sense of humor and the best ass.
  957. We’re the sexiest couple I’ve ever seen.
  958. If you show me your abs
  959. I bought new batteries
  960. Let’s skip the gym and save our energy for the bedroom.
  961. I want to marry you even more than I want to fuck you.
  962. I’d rather snuggle with you than fuck anyone else.
  963. I’ll treat you like a princess in public and pound you in private.
  964. The only thing you’d look sexier in is a wedding dress.
  965. I’m going to carve our names into a tree and then fuck you against it.
  966. Let’s make love under the stars so I can make a wish about spending forever with you.
  967. I did your laundry. Now I’m going to do you.
  968. I want you to be my wife
  969. Instead of Netflix and Chill
  970. I rented a black and white movie and picked up some red and white wine.
  971. Your birthday isn’t the only day that sex should be all about you.
  972. If you vow to spend forever with me
  973. I love feeling your head against my chest just as much as I love feeling your lips against my cock.
  974. I’m going to fuck you as hard as I love you.
  975. You have a voice like an angel and a body like a devil.
  976. I need your love even more than I need your pussy.
  977. Whenever I see you
  978. You can control the remote right now
  979. I love our pillow talk as much as I love our dirty talk.
  980. I adopted a kitty
  981. I wrote you a love letter
  982. I bought you a stuffed animal
  983. It’s my turn to do the dishes
  984. I bought a diamond ring for you and a cock ring for me.
  985. I love your ass. Your tits. Your legs. Your hips. I could go on and on.
  986. Which celebrity do you want a threesome with? I’ll make it happen.
  987. I’m studying French
  988. I’m taking you to the Grand Canyon
  989. Let’s go down to the adoption center and pick out a new puppy.
  990. Let me tell you the story of how I fell in love with you.
  991. Do you want to skip sex and cuddle tonight?
  992. I’d fuck you from behind
  993. You’re the reason I smile so wide and come so hard.
  994. I love that the sexiest woman I’ve ever met is my best friend
  995. Come to bed. I can’t sleep without your hips pressed against mine.
  996. The only thing hotter than seeing you orgasm is seeing you smile.
  997. You don’t belong in my bed. You belong on magazine covers.
  998. That guy was totally checking you out. Want to invite him home with us?
  999. I can’t believe I found a woman who can cook as good as she fucks.
  1000. I want your heart wrapped around my finger and your pussy wrapped around my dick.
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